Song : Miracle Gro
Artist : The Buttress
Album : MIracle Gro (Single)
The Buttress - Miracle Gro
me as a gym leader: *flicking lights on and off* welcome to my ghost type gym
trainer: this is an out of business hot topic
every time a cis person says ‘his or her’ when they couldve just used neutral pronouns they owe a nonbinary person $15
i love all p!atd albums, such as:
2006:
hepatitis can be sexy
2009:
haunted surf rock
2011:
steam punk fever dream
2013:
luxury meth lab explosion
2016:
frank sinatra is a cryptid and he gave me a blow job behind an applebees
do you think leia felt everyone on alderaan die but because she didn’t know she was force sensitive she thought it was all her own pain, do you think unknowingly force sensitive people all over the galaxy in the middle of sleeping or cooking dinner or kissing their children goodnight suddenly felt their hearts torn out and had no idea why
J E D I K I L L E R // S T A R K I L L E R
YOUNG JEDI KILLER
Today marks the one year anniversary for The Force Awakens :)
customer service worker: *apologizes for something very minor and inconsequential*
me, in tears: you’ve done nothing wrong, ever, in your life
and that’s the one they use in all the adaptations